Thursday, March 31, 2011

Summer, Softball, and Scoundrels




Last Saturday, I Brad, decided to go back in time to when I was 10 years old and actually knew how to play softball/baseball. I joined a team at school and played in a tournament that started at 10am and lasted until you lost 2 games. We lost our first game mainly because we all hadn't played in so long, we didn't know the rules, and we really hadn't touched a ball, couldn't catch a ball, and hadn't hit a ball in ages. But then the second game began and I summoned my inner child who used to bat 1000, and I hit two spankingly amazing home runs. We beat the second team with room to spare. So we played a third team, and beat them. Then we were forced to Replay the first team that beat us and we beat them. And before we knew it, we were in the final game! We let them win because, well for one thing, we had played 5 games and they had only played 3, and we were tired. Oh and they were really angry looking, like the black hawks from Mighty Ducks. But anyways my muscles were sore for 3 days I'm telling you I was shocked, but I guess that's what 7 hours of high scoring softball will do to you.


My favorite part was coming into home with Isaac pounding on the fence yelling, "Hello dada allo dadda!" EVERYONE wanted to eat him up, he was so sweet and cute.


Amy is getting very pregnant looking now and she's keeping track of her womb size. We only have about 70 days left!

Schools also about a month till it's over and I'll officially be a 2nd year student! Can you believe it?


Isaac is being a greedy grump that gives Amy headaches almost every day now. He is getting whinier and smarter but at the same time he knows how to be sweet and cute and get exactly what he wants. I hope he doesn't turn into a bully at nursery, that's my biggest worry so far. I'm proud to say that I'm still smarter than him and I was able to trick him into enjoying his dinner last night.

Amy's becoming very involved in the ward and many sisters are befriending her. A sister in our ward suffered a miscarriage and Amy felt that she needed to make her family dinner, so she spent all day baking roles and making them a dinner more beautiful than anything we've had in a month! I'm lucky to be married to such a charitable lady!


Oh and bad news. A cockroach came into our kitchen and I saw him. I chased his ugly butt around the sink, the window, through the cupboards, and at last he dashed down the drain and I flipped on the garbage disposal, hoping to annilate him.

An hour later, Amy came home and I stood telling her the miserable story in our bedroom. When I had finished explaining how the cockroach ran down the sink, Amy talked to me about how she wish I had actually smashed it, and then there was a little rustle sound from the bag next to my feet. The hunt in the kitchen had made me jumpy and so I jumped and Amy laughed at me, We both thought, that would be funny if that noise had come from a cockroach in the bag, but it was probably just my own foot bumping the bag.


And then the devil cockroach stuck his head out and rustled the bag some more, and Amy ran for the bed and I couldn't believe it. I chased the thing but it took cover under the dressor. I sprayed fuming poisons all around and finally he came coughing out and I chased him as he was running back to the kitchen. Finally in one quick move, I smashed him against the wall. I really feel it was the same cockroach, spying on me while I reported his story back to my wife. I think he wanted to murder me in my sleep, but luckily he was put to an end.


This is the one reason Amy doesn't like Houston. For me, it's this reason plus allergies.


Besides that though we're doing GREAT!

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Third Trimester, The begining of the end.

Saturday we had a ward Texan Chili cook-off.

It was really fun. Our ward members really do have quite the sense of humor. We're a small ward and so we all are getting to know each other and it's just more like a family reunion.

There were 4 trophies given out for the chili:

1 best overall
2 most unusual
3 hottest
4 best bean chili (apparently a "true texan chili" has no beans in it, so it's mostly like a slob of pasty meat, still pretty good, you'd have to try it.

But guess what?
I WON THE AWARD FOR MOST UNUSUAL CHILI!

I finally won something, I'm so happy! I've always wanted to brag about my cooking, and now I finally have recognition. Here's some pictures!







As you can see the trophy was a golden painted bowling pin, dressed as a cowboy!
Afterwards, Isaac surprised us all! He snuck away from our dinner table to dance with the Young Women! They were all line dancing and Isaac LOVED the beat of the music apparently and just had to join. A handful of the ward members hurried to take out their cell phones to get a good picture of him. He's so surprising, all this time we thought he was so shy around strangers!








Once again, Amy is found in these pictures, you can see her belly but nothing else! She's so sneaky!
Oh and in case you were wondering what was the name of my award winning chili?
"Grown-up Rainbow."
It's official recipe consists of
Purplish red kidney beans
Whitish pinto beans
Black beans
Green bell pepper
Red bell pepper
Yellow bell pepper
Orange Habanero pepper
and Blue hamburger (thanks to food coloring)
(cilantro gives it a unique chili flavoring)
oh and in case you didn't know, my sister, Brittany is getting married in May! Hooray Hooray!