The Story of Rhone's Grandson

Once upon a time there was a buisnessman named Rhone. He was famous for buying and selling vehicles by the dozen. However he's no ordinary car salesman. He does all of his business from his own house which is often filled with cars in the garage, driveway, along the street and even in the neighbor's driveway. Rhone loves cars, especially new ones that can drive super fast. He likes buying new cars and he likes fixing up old ones, and he takes special pride in selling them for more than he pays. And when the sun goes down, Rhone goes and drives his big semi-trucks all night long. He really loves his automobiles.

One day Rhone had a grandson, who's name was Isaac. Isaac spent the first year or so of his life riding in the back seat of cars. He would often say "vroom, broom broom," when he saw cars, and sometimes he'd see Semi's and he call them "BIIIG TKKKKK!" We all wondered if Isaac would develop the same sense of Car Obsession as his grampa Rhone.

Yesterday we found out.

Amy and Brad the dad went to the Volkswagon dealership to fix their old and dying Jetta. They said it would be a few minutes to fix and so we all were sent to the waiting room. They had a TV on and very soft leather couches that smelled like car tires. Maybe it was the car fumes in the building, maybe it was Amy's favorite show on the TV, but Something distracted Brad and Amy long enough for Isaac to sneak away...


He ran off around the corner and for the first time in his life, he saw a brand new car!!

The last thing that Brad and Amy heard was Isaac shouting, "wow-ow-ow-wow whoa-oh-whoa" and then a door closed and Isaac drove off!!!!!


















Isaac love the comfort of the soft leather. He enjoyed the new car smell and most of all he enjoyed the speed as he sped toward the Houston Interstate.
















He was naturally a good driver, always keeping an eye out for other cars driving alongside...













Isaac had been watching his mommy and daddy drive his whole life and that's how he knew how to work everything.

With Houston being so hot and humid, he decided to blast the AC

































After driving about ten minutes on the Freeway, Isaac remembered that he was thirsty and so he turned off the freeways and began to look for a Wendys where his mommy always takes him and gives him Frosties.
But as he was turning....









He was pulled over by a police officer!!! His mommy and daddy had alerted the officer of the baby's runaway, and now they had finally caught up to him!




At first Isaac pulled his happy innocent face, and he just blew kisses to the police officer, hoping he would let him go because he was so cute.













But the officer told Isaac that "Babies cannot drive fast cars." And so Isaac had to get out of his brand new fast car.




He did not like that at all.

The police put him in the Police Van and told Isaac to spread em! Cause they needed to search the baby for drugs or weapons. (this is common policy)

They didn't find anything and so they took Isaac back to his parents and now he's safe and sound. Boy oh boy, does Isaac like fast cars! Last night in his sleep he was heard saying, "wow-ow-wow-whooooooaa"

The End